In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a 200A and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a little baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there buddy!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put that Coleman down... I think there's yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that Little Red Lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.
The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Do you think maybe it's the light that's attractin' them?"
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